A little Goblin's Adventure

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Vol.6

???: "Hey, yo! Representin' Southside Yhutunga. Blood Suckah in da hizzouse! So raise your hands in the air / If ya wanna go somewhere! Say HO!"
Mandrafamily: "HO!"
Blood Suckah: "Say ho, HO!"
Mandrafamily: "Ho, HO!"
"Ummm, Thickshell. I think it's time we make our exit..."
Thickshell: "What are you talking about, Fabmeister. Ms. Blood Sucker's fly."
"Yeah, and you've got the brain of a damselfly. Now let's go."
Mandraggy: "Hey, where are you going? My rapping sister can be showing you ways to Temple of Uggalepih."
Blood Suckah: "Follow me is whatcha gotta do / If ya wanna be down with the Suckah crew."
Here we go again...

Thickshell: "Are we there yet?"
Blood Suckah: "Just shut your face and stop illin', wild / Or I'll go down on your shell old-school style."
You know, this "rap" isn't all that bad.




Blood Suckah: "The T of Uggalipeh holds amazin' things / There chillin' in his pad iz tha Tonberry King."
First 'king of the jungle,' now Tonberry King... I'm not holding my breath.
Mandraggy: "Tonberries and Goblins being very good buddies. Tonberry King can be helping you."
Thickshell: "Tonberry king? I wonder if he's as great as the king of the crabs."
Mandraggy: "King crab? That's sounding delicious."
Thickshell: "No, no! The king of the crabs! I've never actually met him before...but he's the greatest crab around!"
Judging by the crabs I've met so far, that's not saying much.
But I wonder if there's a Goblin King...?



Thickshell: "Are we th-" SMACK!
So that must be the Temple of Uggalepih.
Blood Suckah: "Word."
Mandraggy: "We must being careful. Tonberries having very short fuses."
Thickshell: "C-c-careful? Nothing's going to a-a-attack us, is it?"
Mandraggy: "No problems, crab-boy. If we leaving them alone, they leaving us alone."
Blood Suckah: "Shut up ya'll, stop talkin' wack / Jus' keep ya headz down, and watch ya back."

I like the decorating. Could use a few more bathrooms, though. I've been holding it since the outpost.
Mandraggy: "Look! There is the Tonberry King. Go meeting him, Fab. Go on."
Yeah, while you stay back here where it's safe and sound...

Thickshell: "Would you look at that hat! Now if I had a hat like that, I could be king of the crabs!"
"Hey, Thickshell! Keep your voice down!"


Tonberry King: "Vhat iz a crab doink in my temple!?"
SLICE!

Oooh, that's gotta hurt.
Mandraggy: "You seeing? Short fuses, I be telling you."