"Oh, it's just a talking mouse."

???: Kiki no talking mouse!

"Then what do you call that sound coming out of your mouth?"

Kiki: No! Kiki no mouse!

"Pardon me. Talking rat."

Kiki: No rat! Kiki is Qiqirn! Kiki is great warrior! Kiki bet yoo can't not even spell no Qiqirn!

"And Fab bet I don't not give a rat's-- Anyway, what's a rodent like you doing wandering around this town, anyway?"

Kiki: That's what Kiki ask yoo, funny-boy. Yoo don't know battle coming soon, eh?

"Battle-schmattle. I don't have time to listen to your stories about cat-and-mouse tomfoolery. My readers await more photographs of the wonderful brickmanship gracing this one-of-a-kind Near Eastern alleyway. Now scram before I call my pet coeurl."

Kiki: Yoo call your coeurl-pet, stubby-boy. Kiki is no afraid! Kiki slice his meet and sell in bazaar! 50 gil a dozen! Yoo want? Is yummy-good, yes! Kiki pick best slice and save for yoo! Hahahah!

Kiki snorts and licks his lips.
"With a nose like that, I bet that's not all the picking you've been doing. If it's digging you like, I could hook you up with my buddy Muckvix. He's the greatest digger this side of...whatever ocean is between here and Jeuno."

Muckvix: Digger!? I'll show you digger, you ungrateful son of a Gob!

Kiki: Uh oh... Monster almost here. Besieged begin soon!

"Be what?"

Kiki: Besieged!

"Be who?"

Kiki: Be-sieged!

"Be-licious?" (I could go on all day)

Kiki: Gobbie-boy think he's funny, but Kiki bet not even one Cerberus head laugh at that joke.

"Cerberus head!? Did you just say what I think you--"

"Whoa! What in Gob's name...!"

Kiki: See! Kiki tell rolly-boy, but rolly-boy no listen.

"Well, I'm all ears now, so start making good of that mega trap of yours!"

Kiki: Okay. But first, yoo reed this pamphlet.